MY DATING LIFE AT THE MOMENT

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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barfingunicorn:


Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

babies are so dumb

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perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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olympicslut:

imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena 

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3ridan:

I had a health concern and I googled it and turns out I have several types of cancer

And AIDS, a fungal infection, and gastroenteritis.

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pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

harrygetbent:

when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline

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